RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 0 PURFLEET – 0 After the fun of Tuesday night and Eddie’s late equaliser, we’re still no more confident of exactly where the next U’s goal is going to come from. Apparently, the goalless draw with K’s on Easter Monday was our first 0-0 for exactly 2 […]
He’s Not Kingston Anymore
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 762 KINGSTONIAN – 1 [Sills 43] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Akuamouah 86] Typical, you wait months for your Ryman League designated ‘derby’ fixture and then 2 come along in the space of 8 days. Oooooh the excitement. In fact we’re almost whipped into a frenzy of anticipation for this return fixture […]
Taxi To Maldon
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 207 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2 [Budge 31. Windows 33] | SUTTON UNITED – 0 Now the last thing you want when you’re living out the final stages of mid-table mediocrity in a largely disappointing season and haven’t scored for 4.5 games is a trip to deepest Essex and Heybridge bloody Swifts. […]
Blank Holiday Monday
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 949 SUTTON UNITED – 0 KINGSTONIAN – 0 The U’s made it 4 and a half games without a goal with their (surprisingly) first 0-0 draw of the season against near neighbours Kingstonian at Gander Green Lane on Monday. Which if you’d asked, we could’ve told you in advance it would […]
Not An Asian Student
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 271 CHESHAM UNITED – 2 [Andrews 14.50] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s slipped too their third straight defeat yesterday with another lacklustre performance this weekend. It also meant they’ve now gone around 315 minutes since last registering a goal. The only plus point was the appearance of some more of […]
Shot Our Bolt
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1618 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1 [Browne 41] SUTTON UNITED – 0 No, not our left footed ex-midfielder silly. Just another baaad pun on my part. But while we’re on the subject of Mr Bolt, I was pleased to hear of his midweek switch to title chasing Canvey. Feels good to be wearing […]
Che Goal-vara
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 689 SUTTON UNITED – 0 GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 1 [Stadhart 30] A real test awaited the U’s this afternoon with the visit of title chasing Gravesend. Back in October, the lads had given a battling performance before going down 3-1 in Kent. With the team arguably in much better shape […]
Fast Food Failure
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 453 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Wingfield 16. Gray p38] | HENDON – 1 [Butler 85] Having recovered from the serious eye strain picked up at Croydon on Saturday, it was nice to get back to GGL and at least be within 20 miles of the pitch. The U’s had met Hendon twice already […]
Hubble Telescope
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 175 CROYDON – 1 [McDonnell 31] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Akuamouah 30. Fowler 64] Oh yes. The highlight of our season so far. The one we’ve all been waiting for. Away to Croydon. If you’ve ever been to Croydon’s ‘Arena’ ground, you’ll know exactly what I mean when I say it […]
Toot Toot, Season’s Over!
SURREY SENIOR CUP 5th ROUND Att; 247 SUTTON UNITED – 0 TOOTING & MITCHAM UNITED – 3 [Onochie 7. Webb 87. Kane 90] And lo, for the 3rd frigging season running, the U’s nosedive out of the Surrey Senior cup to a team from a division below us. Thus killing stone dead any further interest […]