RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 553 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe p57] ST ALBANS CITY – 1 [Nabil 7] And so it continues. Sutton’s incredibly crap start to the season is now firmly on track. Seven games played, no wins. Only 3 points won out of an available 21. Bag of shite. The terrible record could […]
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More Harrowing Stuff
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 440 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Mison 22] HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [Hurlock p29] The U’s painful start to the season continued at GGL last night, with Harrow being the latest side to take at least a point from Sutton by employing the cunning tactic of just simply turning up. Those devious […]
Could Be Worse…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 627 BILLERICAY TOWN – 2 [Opara 44. Moore 76] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Haworth 89] Engaged in a pre-season conversation with a supporter of another fine Ryman Premier division team, I was asked the obvious question “How d’you reckon the U’s will do this year?”. “Well” I answered honestly “after last […]
Learning Portugese…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 532 SUTTON UNITED – 0 CHESHAM UNITED – 1 [Andrews 48] Well this is getting really boring. Boring writing the same stuff week in week out after another poor performance from a Sutton side we honestly expect just a little bit better from. To be perfectly honest, I’m running out of […]
The Point Is…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 483 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Mison 65. Fowler 77] BOREHAM WOOD – 2 [Meah 20. Dixon 45] Ah, the first home game of the season. An expectant crowd looking for a good first perfomance to ge the season really under way. A cup of tea and a sausage roll from Rose’s […]
Bullet to the Brain(tree)
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 390 BRAINTREE TOWN – 3 [Gutzmore 19.68. Simpson 49] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Cheers lads. No, really. Having experienced one of the most appalling runs of form by a Sutton side last season, we thought this year might be a bit different. The pre-season program indicated we’d signed a half decent […]
Locked Out
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Akuamouah] HAYES – 2 [Couple of blokes] Played @ Merland Rise, Banstead Sutton rounded off their pre-season program with a disappointing defeat against Conference side Hayes in the unfamiliar surroundings of Banstead’s Merland Rise ground today. The U’s side was again what we pretty much expect to […]
A Blue Day
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Palmer] CHELSEA XI – 2 [Cole. Alexidze] Don’t you just bloody hate that?? Just as you’re halfway through trying to write up an entertaining (for a friendly anyway!) match report and Mr Gates finest piece of Word Processing software goes tits up and loses the fucking lot. […]
Five’fer Eagles
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 1127 Gwynne Berry Testimonial SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Fowler 7] CRYSTAL PALACE – 5 [Kabba. Evans 2. Martini 2] At last, just the 2 seasons after it was originally announced, Gwynne Berry’s testimonial finally comes around. The match was first announced back in pre-season for 1999-2000, but apparently the’Eagles’ had too much […]
Gas Gas Gas!
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Fowler 55.59] BRISTOL ROVERS – 2 [Ellington 77. Gall 82] Ahhh. Another pre-season Saturday. But one with a difference. It’s hot. Fucking hot. In fact I can’t remember the last time I watched a match in such heat. But then again, due to the alcohol consumed during […]