CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 602 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Vansittart 87.] WELLING UNITED – 0 Jesus christ. Thank god thats out of the way. Still, if you’d told me a couple of months back that we’d get 2 home wins to help secure our status for next season, I’d have wanted a pint of […]
Tag: Season 2004/05
New Pants Please!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 340 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 3 [Parmenter 21. Martin 67. Hakim 77.] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Vansittart 76. Hunter 88.] Having swerved Saturdays 3-0 dumping at Hornchurch, it’s back into the old routine for Taz and a midweek trip to Stortford as the U’s continue to search for those […]
Windy Couldn’t Be Arsed…
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 703 HORNCHURCH – 3 [Stowe 46.55. Badu 88.] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Gareth There should be a report here of our customary defeat at Bridge Lane, but sadly Windy, who was on reporting duties that day, has failed to produce anything despite saying he’ll send it to us….shortly. We’re […]
Consistency?
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 545 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watkins 42.] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0 Oh for crying out loud! Can someone please get hold of a dictionary (there certainly isn’t one in my house, thats for sure!), find the page bearing the description of the word ‘consistency’, get it blown up into foot high […]
Underground, Overground, We’re Crap Everywhere…
SURREY SENIOR CUP SEMI-FINAL | Att: 2069 SUTTON UNITED – 0 AFC WIMBLEDON – 1 [Howard 48.] My god. Can it possibly get any more depressing watching games at GGL this season? Just when we thought that Weston was just about the zenith of shitness as far as the 2004/2005 season went, the team […]
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Saints & A Sinner
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 515 ST ALBANS CITY – 1 [Fieldwick 79.] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Gray p29. Corbett 45.] Another saturday, another six pointer for the U’s! And sadly, for such a good away days drinking, the crew is almost pathetically threadbare. Only Windy and myself are on the early train into […]
Enter The Dragon
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 665 SUTTON UNITED – 0 NEWPORT COUNTY – 0 Christ, is it really 8 months since we made that trip into Wales and nicked that first win of the season?? My, doesn’t time fly when you’re having….er……never mind. Much has changed since that meeting at the arse end of August, the visitors […]
Big Bad Dom!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 633 EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 2 [Simmonds 45. Odubade 82.] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Gray p47. O’Shea 90.] After the heart stopping, artery clogging, fingernail devouring stressful 90 minutes of last saturday’s visit of Maidenhead, a nice quiet, relaxing trip to the seaside would no doubt be the perfect rest cure. […]
Harlem Globetrotter
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 474 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Gonsalves 75. Honey 89] MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2 [O’Connor 43.67] The week following last Saturdays abject defeat to Weston has been a bloody long one. Although quite why we’d be waiting apprehensively for the next game after that shower of shite is beyond me. Our […]
Points Go West(on) Again!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 447 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Gray p57] WESTON SUPER MARE – 2 [Rawlins 28.45] Last saturday of course produced that vital and slightly unexpected win at high flying Lewes. Their first home defeat in some 5 months no less! So how did we follow that up? By losing at home […]