RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 586 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Boosey 11. Nurse 90] KETTERING TOWN – 1 [Difante 87] Back at the arse end of November, we made that rather unforgettable trip up the M1 to Kettering. Unforgettable mainly due to the hugely delayed kick-off of 9pm, but also memorable for the solid […]
Tobi’s Toe
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 236 THURROCK – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Jinadu 66] Why is it we always end up with Purf……..er sorry…….Thurrock away from home on a frigging Tuesday evening at a shitty time of year? In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever been to this delightful part of Essex outside the […]
Is That It?
SURREY SENIOR CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 405 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Nurse 39. Boosey 59] BOBBINS – 0 Run! Run for your lives! The Bobbins are coming and they’re madder than hell! Er, sort of…. Well, you’d have thought they would be after getting smashed/annihilated/destroyed/ crushed/stomped/mullered/murdered/thrashed/humiliated/torn apart/mangled/tonked/ thumped (delete as applicable!) 6-0 on their […]
All Left Very Late
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 457 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1 [Bunn 86] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boosey 85] So far this season in 3 meetings with Stortford, it’s taken a penalty shoot out to seperate the sides with the other games ending level. And with both sides sitting 10th & 11th and in decent […]
Don’t Be A Martyr…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 514 SUTTON UNITED – 4 [OG 39. Bailey 40. Nurse 44.54] ST ALBANS CITY – 2 [Browne 18. Willis 46] It’s hard to believe that just 3 weeks ago, we were hammering the daylights out of our rivals over Xmas. As since that wonderful afternoon, our defence has […]
Quick, Turn Out The Lights!
FA TROPHY 3rd ROUND Att: 701 FOREST GREEN ROVERS – 4 [Rogers 6. Grayson 35. Foster 79. Ingram 82p] SUTTON UNITED – 0 On our first visit to this part of Gloucestershire, we were heading for our first win of what proved to be a disastrous season in the Nationwide Conference, when the lights went […]
Duncestable
RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 3rd ROUND Att: 275 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Gray 76p. Nurse 86] DUNSTABLE TOWN – 3 [Christie 6. Spring 20. Hayes 27] “Don’t Miss It!” is the wonderful slogan dreamed up by the incredibly creative marking people at double glazing firm Bryco to go with their sponsorship of the Isthmian […]
The Hangover…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 409 GRAYS ATHELTIC – 3 [Thurgood p17. Youds 45. Williams 84] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Quinton 3. Akuamouah 55] Still grinning like idiots after the small matter of giving the Scummers a right bloody good hiding on Saturday, we made the short trip round the M25 to Grays […]
The Borough Boxing Day Massacre
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION | Att: 1213 SUTTON UNITED – 6 [Nurse 9. Gray 27. Fowler 60.73.84. Honey 80] CARSHALTON ATH – 0 [Nada. Nothing. Zero. Fuck all] (Big assist to Cathy on this one for lending me her pen. Without which, this report probably wouldn’t have been entirely possible!) Oh lord. Oh sweet fucking lord. Now […]
Express Train Near Death Experience
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 277 BOGNOR REGIS TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bailey 22. Nurse 75] When the fixtures came out in July, probably the first match date we looked for, even ahead of the derby against the Scummers, was the away trip to Bognor. This is thanks to 2 […]