Hot Hot Hot!

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A LEATHERHEAD  – 1   [Tavares 73.] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Vansittart 10. Martin 55.] We played Leatherhead at a similar point last summer and it was hot. Fucking hot. This year? Hot. Fucking hot. For a friendly, the assembled crew is disgracefully large! With myself, Greek, Windy, Belly, Chalmers […]

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Let’s Play ‘Who The Fuck Is That?’ Again!

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A DULWICH HAMLET  – 1 [Coleman 90.] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Gray 17.] After the trip to Bansted, our pre-season took a turn for the worse with the cancellation of the game at Staines, then with the apparent ‘double booking’ of the Tuesday game here at Dulwich. One question. How […]

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Let’s Play ‘Who The Fuck Is That?’…

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: N/A BANSTEAD ATHLETIC – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 4    [OG 13. Gray p59. Kennedy 75. Vansittart p78. ] This was a game that as soon as we arrived, we just KNEW was going to be one of those poxy games played on a pitch that the likes of Chalmers & […]

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On The Subject Of A ‘New Defence’…

PRE SEASON FRIENDLY | Att: N/A HORLEY TOWN – 0    |   SUTTON UNITED – 3    [Gauci 29. Gray p75. Watkins 90.] Lets face it. It’s been a shit summer. After the highs at the end of last season, we’ve had to put up with the loss of 3 important members of an excellent squad […]

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Final Woe(king)

SURREY SENIOR CUP FINAL Att: 1100 WOKING – 2    [Foyweya 25. Ferguson 75] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Nurse 60] Played @ Imber Court, Met Police FC Having been seriously up for this game, it’s postponement on the Tuesday was a real downer. Then waiting 48 hours to see if the weather would hold […]

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Bye Bye To The Ryman League!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION  |  Att: 720 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0  |  SUTTON UNITED – 5  [Quinton 5.17.48p J-Nurse 28. Honey 74] So here we are again. The end of yet another season. And by christ it hasn’t half gone quickly since November! Probably something to do with only picking up 3 defeats in the league between […]

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Mystic Nurse

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 603 SUTTON UNITED – 5      [J.Nurse 38.49.53. Hanlan 56. Boosey 75] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1    [Griffiths 66] Now, Heybridge ain’t our favourite bunch. We’ve had some some frustrating encounters over the last few years and their mainly agricultural approach to the beautiful game has won them few admirers […]

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Who Wants To Finish 2nd Anyway? Us!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 613 SUTTON UNITED – 2      [Akuamouah 27. Boosey 66] HENDON – 0 The U’s recent surge in form has firmly lodged them into the top 5 and not only that, has opened the way to something that would have seemed impossible back in September. Finishing as runners-up. Our chances […]

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