RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 902 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Whitmarsh 15.54. Harlow 44] BOBBINS – 1 [Fowler p31] Wahey!!! The U’s finally decide to win a match in 2001 with yours truly present. And what a game to win, once again cementing our place as the number 1 team in the borough by sending the […]
Never Trust An Essex Cabbie
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 310 HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2 [Lee 25. Warwick 84] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bolt 40. Haworth 89] Bloody hell. What a day. Many more like this and I’m going to have to check into the ‘Priory’ (No, not Zoe Ball’s C4 proggie) for stress treatment, like what that nice Mr Collymore […]
Unbeaten In Two!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 659 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Whitmarsh 78] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 1 [Protheroe 58] Despite our improved performance and scrambled point on Saturday, I have to say I didn’t reckon we’d get too much out of this one. But my main fear that Aldershot would simply have too much for our struggling […]
Matty Prevents Another ‘Gray’ Day
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 466 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Bolt 3. Honey 48. Gray 90] HARROW BOROUGH – 3 [Howell 7. Woodruffe 37. Gavin 85] Well, it’s sort of a start I suppose. The U’s scrambled a point against fellow strugglers Harrow with a last gasp header from Gandermonium sponsored striker, Matty Gray, this despite […]
A Tram To The End Of The Line
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 204 CROYDON – 2 [McFarland 20. Carthy 72] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 78] End of the line. All out. Well, maybe just you two. Yeah, you in the dugout. Before we start, I’d like to apologise for any inaccuracies with regards to the actual match events in this report. This […]
A ‘Fleeting Glance Downwards
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 189 PURFLEET – 2 [McFarland 20. Carthy 72] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 78] Match Reporter: Bob Yes you’ve guessed it, another game and another defeat and there is no nice way to say this but we were shite. With only 5 points won out of a possible 39 this year […]
Er, John??
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 390 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 31. Boothe 58] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 3 [Douglas 40. McCloud 55. Abraham 76] Uh oh. We might be in trouble here. Big trouble. The U’s fell to their latest defeat last night at home to a limited Grays side themselves battling to stay up. To […]
Another Harrow-ing Experience
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 180 HARROW BOROUGH – 2 [Flukey 31. Valenti 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt 42] Bollocks, crap, shite, wank, pants, toilet, cack. All words that could (and knowing me, probably will be…..) used to describe yet another miserable result in a season of generally miserable results for the U’s. I had […]
Well, Wasn’t That Exciting?
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 526 SLOUGH TOWN – 4 [Marshall 21.37. Cross 22. Hall 85] SUTTON UNITED– 4 [Ekoku 12. Bolt p54. Whitmarsh 58.83] After returning to our less than impressive form on Tuesday and giving Enfield a bloody 3 goal start, we headed to Slough looking to try and lift ourselves again and setup […]
Normal Service Resumed
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 446 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 50. Ekoku 60] ENFIELD – 3 Allen (18)(28) Chandler (30) Well that’s just sodding marvellous. I faithfully stand and watch about 3 months of complete bollocks, then pop off to my beloved’s for a SINGLE weekend to celebrate her birthday and what do […]