RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 781 FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 2 [Piper 24.71] SUTTON – 1 [Boothe 24] Well, here we are. Another New Year with just loads of fun packed Ryman Premier action to keep us amused til May. I don’t think! We were saying before Crimbo that the fixtures in January would make or break […]
Merry Christmas. Just About!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 1064 BOBBINS – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Thompson 30] Well, here it is. The big one. The game that muggins here always seems to have to travel approx 200 miles to witness, only to usually see an pretty crap game of ‘football’. Was this year to be […]
Title Contenders? Who Said That?
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 574 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 2 [Lee. Parker] Match reporter: Chalmers The last game before Xmas. Tis’ the season to be jolly and all that crap. The geezer who came up with that one can’t have been a U’s fan. There’s been hardly anything jolly about watching […]
Dull, Negative & A Hint Of Boredom
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 477 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 1 [Gorman 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Oh goody. Just what you need after 4 weeks without a footy fix. A trip to bloody Basingstoke. Now the place itself is pretty much as described in all the jokes you’ve heard (Librarians etc) and it’s got virtually […]
FULL Members Remember!
RYMAN FULL MEMBERS CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 194 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Bolt 50.70] CROYDON – 2 [Unknown 35. Garland 72] After Extra-Time. Sutton win 4-3 on penalties. Oh bugger it. I had to open my big gob didn’t I? I comment on never having reported on a penalty shoot out for the site. Obligingly, […]
FTFC? No comment!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 644 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Bolt 52] FARNBOROUGH TOWN – 0 Report by Chalmers Home games are not the easiest to write about for this site. For away games you don’t just find out about what happened in the game (Do they? First I’ve bloody heard of it! – Taz), you […]
Absolutely Bloody Terra-ble
FA TROPHY 1st ROUND Att: 704 WEYMOUTH – 2 [Unknown 30.44] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 70] Another trip to the seaside for us pissheads to enjoy. Whoopee! Weymouth, the scene of the infamous trolley/cone/ local plod encounter 2 years ago. Oh and beer. Lots and lots of beer. Like last time we decided to […]
Trams Derailed
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 584 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 6. Bolt p43] CROYDON – 1 [McDonnel 67] Last time we met Croydon was last season in the Surrey Senior Cup at their place. With the U’s at probably their lowest ebb, the ‘Trams’ recorded a 2-0 win on their way to the final. Then […]
What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?
FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 892 BATH CITY – 3 [Bloke 3.) Holloway 47. Geezer 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Well, after disposing of the mighty Littlehampton in the previous round we were ever so slightly ‘chuffed’ to get DML premier side Bath City in the next round. That’ll be us out then. And […]
Sutton In Performance Enhancing Drugs Shocker
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 566 BILLERICAY TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Boothe 7. Thompson 17.51. Harlow 26. Bolt 86] Yep, drugs. That’s got to be it! It’s the only reasonable explanation for the storming performance that brought about Billericay’s first home defeat of the season. A performance so removed from the […]
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