RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 551 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Akuamouah 1. Palmer 47. Haworth 49] BRAINTREE TOWN – 1 [Simpson 88] After our less than impressive opeing day display at Braintree’s place, we were eager for our lads to restore a bit of pride by giving ‘em a fucking good hiding. “Nah, no chance” we […]
Less Than Fifty
RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 46 THAME UNITED – 1 [Too Foggy to see! 66] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Gray 18. Mison 82. Haworth 89] Picture the scene. The year is 2069 and 95 year old Dan Taylor, trillionaire playboy, shagger of supermodels and El Presidente numero uno owner/manager of 5 time AdidasJiffyCondomsNike Global […]
Xmas Shopping
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 591 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Boothe 10. Akuamouah 73] BEDFORD TOWN – 2 [Jackman 3. Slinn 38] Why do I do it? Why oh why oh why?? No, not going to watch the U’s (although I do wonder sometimes!). I mean doing shopping at this time of year. Christ on a […]
A Man Short
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 253 MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2 [Cook 41. Channell 46] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 8. Palmer 74] What is it with us and playing against 10 men??? Every time the opposition lose a man, we go to pieces. Yet when WE lose a man (IE – Canvey) we cave in and […]
The Chumpions League
RYMAN LEAGUE CUP 1st ROUND Att: 205 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Haworth 43.119. Palmer 49. Gonsalves 54. Akuamouah 96] DULWICH HAMLET – 3 [Richards 20. Perkins 53. Allen 78] AFTER EXTRA TIME The Ryman League cup. Not exactly the Champions League is it? No awful operatic ‘anthem’ played at ear shattering volume when the teams […]
Morroccan & Rolling
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 574 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [OG 29] CANVEY ISLAND – 4 [Boylan 71. Vaughan 77.79. Knight 88] Now, when you’ve played as badly as the U’s have in the last couple of weeks and hardly managed an effort on goal, the last thing you need is a visit from the team […]
Beaver Bar
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 291 HAMPTON & RICHMOND BOROUGH – 2 [DeLuca 67.78] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Timothy 68] The U’s continuing association with mediocre football continued unchecked at Hampton’s Beveree ground on saturday with another very very toothless display. Foolishly, despite the disgrace of a performance at Hendon last week, Bob & I opted […]
Trophy Hen-Don & Dusted
FA TROPHY 1st ROUND Att: 287 HENDON – 2 [Haule 44. Pickett 90] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Honey 90] Sutton carried on a great recent tradition on Saturday, crashing out of an FA competition without so much as a whimper at fellow Ryman Premier side Hendon. Joining such great defeats such as Dorchester, Weymouth and […]
The Traffic Bollard
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 494 SUTTON UNITED – 4 [Arkwright 42. Boothe p55. OG 79. Murray 89] HEYBRIDGE SWIFTS – 1 [Parker 49] Oh yes, Colin Wall. What a player. What a muppet… Come on, are Sutton fans the only supporters in the Ryman to have spotted Mr Wall’s ‘talent’?? If you have, you’ll know […]
Essex. Flippin’ Essex
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 272 PURFLEET – 1 [Etherington 68] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Akuamouah 27] Essex. Flippin’ Essex. Nowadays, it seems like every other week we’re heading round the M25 and through the Dartford Tunnel for a game in Essex. In fact there’s so many bloody teams from the county now in the Ryman […]