Er, John??

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 390 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 31. Boothe 58] GRAYS ATHLETIC – 3  [Douglas 40. McCloud 55. Abraham 76]  Uh oh. We might be in trouble here. Big trouble. The U’s fell to their latest defeat last night at home to a limited Grays side themselves battling to stay up. To […]

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Another Harrow-ing Experience

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 180 HARROW BOROUGH – 2  [Flukey 31. Valenti 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Bolt 42] Bollocks, crap, shite, wank, pants, toilet, cack. All words that could (and knowing me, probably will be…..) used to describe yet another miserable result in a season of generally miserable results for the U’s. I had […]

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Well, Wasn’t That Exciting?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 526 SLOUGH TOWN – 4  [Marshall 21.37. Cross 22. Hall 85] SUTTON UNITED– 4  [Ekoku 12. Bolt p54. Whitmarsh 58.83] After returning to our less than impressive form on Tuesday and giving Enfield a bloody 3 goal start, we headed to Slough looking to try and lift ourselves again and setup […]

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Normal Service Resumed

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 446 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Haworth 50. Ekoku 60] ENFIELD – 3     Allen (18)(28) Chandler (30) Well that’s just sodding marvellous. I faithfully stand and watch about 3 months of complete bollocks, then pop off to my beloved’s for a SINGLE weekend to celebrate her birthday and what do […]

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There’s Only One Gus Hurdle!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION  |  Att: 509 SUTTON UNITED – 7  [Boothe 23. Whitmarsh 25. Haworth 35.75. Bolt 60.66.86] DULWICH – 1  [Sears 31] Match Reporter: Chalmers I left Bob & Chalmers to scrap it out amongst themselves for the ‘honour’ of doing this one as I was away in not-so-sunny Cleethorpes for the missus birthday […]

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Where Is Everybody?

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 387 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Bolt 64. p69] CHESHAM UNITED – 3 [Renner 47. Browne 67. Statham p86] And so our miserable run continues. And another home defeat. Although it has to be said, at least we gave it a bloody go in this one. I have to say, we weren’t […]

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Wake Me Up When We Win One…

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 520 HITCHIN TOWN – 3  [Nolan 50.86. Parker 78] SUTTON UNITED – 0   Remember what I wrote after Tuesdays game?? Where I requested that our currently under-performing heroes start actually playing for the full 90 minutes and not 45?? Well, it looks like they weren’t paying the slightest bit of attention. […]

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When Does Next Season Start??

SURREY SENIOR CUP 2nd ROUND Att: 180 WHYTELEAFE – 2  [Unknown 55.78] SUTTON UNITED – 0   Before I get to the report, I’d just like to point out to certain people that it’s getting really fucking tedious writing about the same shit game after game. When are you tossers going to give me something […]

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A Pocahontas In The Eye

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 543 SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Ekoku 10] GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 4  [Stadhart 6.p20.73. Barnett 83] If you’ve read Bob’s fine report form our Tuesday night tanking at Canvey, you’ll notice he brought up the subject of ‘deja Vu’. You know, that foreign word for “seen this crap before somewhere”? Got […]

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Six on the Island

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 331 CANVEY ISLAND – 6  [Vaughan 22.46. Gregory 48. Tilson 53. Duffy 78. Clark 90] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Williams 48. Whitmarsh 55] Match Reporter: Bob Who went to Morcambe last season and came back thinking “How the fuck did we lose that 6-2?” when we nearly had them in the […]

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