PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att : 154 HAMPTON & RICHMOND – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Scarborough 32. Watkins 33. Marvell 72] Note to other clubs. If you are installing an irrigation system on your playing surface, the chances of said surface being ready for use in mid July is unlikely. And giving 24 hours […]
PRE SEASON FRIENDLY Att : 438 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watkins 24] LEYTON ORIENT – 2 [Tudor 33. Alexander 47] With Tuesdays less than enthralling encounter, we all hoped that the visit of Leyton Orient today would lead to a stronger starting 11 and if we were really lucky, a half decent game of football. […]
PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY | Att : N/A TONBRIDGE ANGELS – 1 [May 54] | SUTTON UNITED – 0 Hello everyone, we’re baaaaaack! Bet you’ve missed us eh? It’s been a long summer. Well, it’s seemed like it, despite probably being one of the shortest post-season breaks we’ve ever had! Perhaps it was fact that the only football to keep […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att: 520 CAMBRIDGE CITY – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watkins 79.] So this is it. The last game of the season. And I don’t think I’m alone when I say “Thank fuck for that!”. Still, with last Saturday’s win over Welling, at least we can head up to Cambridge and have a […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 529 SUTTON UNITED – 0 WEYMOUTH – 3 [Wheeler 8. Powell 29. McDonald 89.] Following on from the utter relief of Saturdays win confirming our status for next season, there was an air of “who really gives a shit?” about tonight’s re-arranged clash with Weymouth. Things may have […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 602 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Vansittart 87.] WELLING UNITED – 0 Jesus christ. Thank god thats out of the way. Still, if you’d told me a couple of months back that we’d get 2 home wins to help secure our status for next season, I’d have wanted a pint of […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 340 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 3 [Parmenter 21. Martin 67. Hakim 77.] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Vansittart 76. Hunter 88.] Having swerved Saturdays 3-0 dumping at Hornchurch, it’s back into the old routine for Taz and a midweek trip to Stortford as the U’s continue to search for those […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 703 HORNCHURCH – 3 [Stowe 46.55. Badu 88.] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Gareth There should be a report here of our customary defeat at Bridge Lane, but sadly Windy, who was on reporting duties that day, has failed to produce anything despite saying he’ll send it to us….shortly. We’re […]
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 545 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watkins 42.] BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 0 Oh for crying out loud! Can someone please get hold of a dictionary (there certainly isn’t one in my house, thats for sure!), find the page bearing the description of the word ‘consistency’, get it blown up into foot high […]
SURREY SENIOR CUP SEMI-FINAL | Att: 2069 SUTTON UNITED – 0 AFC WIMBLEDON – 1 [Howard 48.] My god. Can it possibly get any more depressing watching games at GGL this season? Just when we thought that Weston was just about the zenith of shitness as far as the 2004/2005 season went, the team […]
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