CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 1053 BOBBINS – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 0 My doesn’t time fly. It only seems like a couple of weeks ago the season got underway and yet here we are, at Xmas already, with virtually half the games played. And Xmas means only one thing. No no, not turkey. Or that […]
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Better Hayes Ahead?
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 494 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Gray 11. Akuamouah 16] Hayes – 1 [Jeffrey 73] It’s been a tough few weeks for the U’s. 2 shit cup exits (one of these to an amateur side with 10 men!) and given a couple of right going overs in the league, you […]
Another Kick In The Thurrocks
THURROCK – 5 [Janney 28. Cross 52. 80. Goddard 68. 89] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Akuamouah 18. Gray 87p. 90p] CONFERENCE SOUTH | Att : 276 If by any chance you find yourself confronted by a person or persons in the very near future quizzing you about a game of Non-League football they could […]
How Low Can You Go?
FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY Att : 252 SUTTON UNITED – 0 UXBRIDGE – 1 [Swift 28] Now, I realise that these reports do convey pretty much how I saw the game. But, in a case such as this where we were so utterly bad, I also realise that even my colourful use […]
Shame Shit, Different Cup
FA TROPHY 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att : 204 UXBRIDGE – 2 [Nicholls 37. Swaysland 54] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Elliot 22. Castledine 90] Now, I’m all for maintaining traditions and that, but this is getting ridiculous. Yet again, we’ve faced lower ranked oppo in an FA Competition and failed miserably to make our […]
Slide Halted……Just
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 581 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [OG 85] NEWPORT COUNTY – 1 [Belle 55] I bloody hate missing games. Especially for little or no reason. And that’s what I faced last week. Missing out because you’re utterly skint is one thing. Missing out because your flat has no heating, is freezing fucking […]
A Woman’s Perspective
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 513 EASTLEIGH – 2 [Forbes 89. 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Mrs Chalmers Unfortunately, a slight cashflow problem and faulty central heating (in a secret Volcano lair, I know, embarrassing right?) at Gandermonium HQ meant I had to give our first ever visit to Eastleigh a miss. This […]
Less Said The Better
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 628 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Gonsalves 87] LEWES – 5 [Sigere 1. 8. 17. 53. Kennet 40] Look, it’s no use trying to rub some imaginary sleep from your eyes like it was some sort of bad dream or horrible nightmare. I know, ‘cos I’ve tried! It really did […]
Muffed It
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 1703 WEYMOUTH – 3 [Elam 2. Jackson 42. Bounder 90] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Watkins 46] It’s the end of October. So that must mean a weekend in Weymouth! Almost exactly 12 months to the day since we last travelled to Dorset for a match at the Wessex, we’re […]
No Drums Allowed!
CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 495 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Akuamouah 16. Cornwall 28] EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 0 Strange. Can anyone tell me quite why all of a sudden, after weeks of sitting about & doing fuck all on Tuesday nights, we’ve suddenly out of the blue been given a midweek game? Admittedly, it’s been […]