RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 954 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Palmer 65. Haworth 76] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 0 It’s Tuesday night and in a dark alley somewhere in Sutton, two shadowy figures meet. A tall guy in a green top, wearing padded gloves is engaged in a whispered conversation with a shorter gentleman wearing an Amber […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 582 GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 3 [Booth 4.50. Stadhart 21] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 15] Ahhh it’s good to be back! Whilst the mighty U’s were thrashing the life out of Jewson Wessex League titans Eastleigh in the cup on Saturday, I was getting very pissed, very cheaply at a […]
FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 402 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Akuamouah 17.28.61 Keevill 35 Haworth 90] EASTLEIGH – 1 [Puckett 51] Match Reporter: Bob Bob’s responsible for this one as muggins here had to attend a family wedding. Ho hum. A quote from Tuesday night as I was nominated/told I was on Match report […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 458 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 16. Akuamouah 78] CROYDON – 0 Now, this is good. But it’s also very irritating. After 6 weeks of the season, we’d managed to amass a grand total of 5 points. With tonight’s game, they’ve now got 6 points in 4 days. Bastards. When we […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 352 HITCHIN TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Arkwright 28. Akuamouah 76] Sigh. When are we going to get a win?? How much longer do we have to wait for three sodding points?? It’s depressing, I can tell you……. Hang on a mo. We DID win!!! We actually bloody played […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 279 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 3 [Davis 8. Sills 32. Gorman p90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 So where do we go now? Ten games, or a quarter of the season played and we’re still awaiting a win. To make matters even worse, this latest pile of cack means we’re now bottom. And […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 502 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Murray 20] ENFIELD – 1 [Georgiou 55] Aw c’mon now lads, this shit just isn’t funny anymore. I know you’ve got to have a sense of humour to follow a Non-League club, but this is fucking ridiculous. Now 9 games into the season, we’re STILL looking […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 206 GRAYS ATHLETIC – 3 [Abraham 24. Fiddes 29. Cooper 43] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Haworth 37. Palmer 66. Murray 74] Let me tell you, a trip to Grays is not one of the favoured awaydays of the Sutton faithful. No offence and all that, but as I’ve said before, it’s […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 553 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe p57] ST ALBANS CITY – 1 [Nabil 7] And so it continues. Sutton’s incredibly crap start to the season is now firmly on track. Seven games played, no wins. Only 3 points won out of an available 21. Bag of shite. The terrible record could […]
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 440 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Mison 22] HARROW BOROUGH – 1 [Hurlock p29] The U’s painful start to the season continued at GGL last night, with Harrow being the latest side to take at least a point from Sutton by employing the cunning tactic of just simply turning up. Those devious […]
