3-0 & You Fucked It Up!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 223 HAYES & YEADING UNITED – 3  [Scott 6. p25. Knight 33] SUTTON UNITED – 3   [Greene 52. Dundas 73. Haverson 90] You know, I love last minute equalisers. I really do. Probably maybe even just that little bit more than last minute winners. Yes yes, I know you generally get […]

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It’ll Make Your Brain(tree) Hurt

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 457 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRAINTREE TOWN – 3    [Sullivan 10. OG 58. Archer 90] God this is getting boring. It’s bad enough having to watch our lot at the moment, but then having to write up a match report afterwards is just downright masochistic. Like going to the dentist for […]

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It’s Not Nice When You Lewes All The Time….

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 640 LEWES – 4   [Holloway 57. Griffiths 61. Davis 90. Groves 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 So, at last, we have another manager. Unfortunately, it wasn’t Merlin, a re-incarnation of Harry Houdini or Jesus H Christ as we’d really hoped (Apparently we couldn’t afford any of ’em) and instead we went […]

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Breaking the Habit

THURROCK – 2    [Orilonshie 35. Stadhart 37]  SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Hudson 86] CONFERENCE SOUTH | ATTENDANCE : 255 Usually, when a manager jacks it in or is sacked from a struggling side, the team he leaves behind quite often pick up in form, even briefly and goes on to claim some vitally needed points. […]

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Sutton Pier Into The Abyss

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 769 EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 3   [Harding 29. Armstrong 31. Smart 71] SUTTON UNITED – 0 At last, the league have seen sense and given us a Saturday trip to Eastbourne again after lumbering us with two midweek trips down in the last couple of seasons. Which was annoying as it’s certainly […]

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Our Cup Runneth Over

FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att : 693 LEWES – 1   [Wormull 25] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Having scraped past the might of Woodford United in the previous round, we were a little worried what the FA Cup 3rd Qualifying round held for us.  Most sides would probably ask for a ‘winnable tie’, probably […]

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Post-Haze At Hayes Lane

CONFERENCE LEAGUE CUP ATTENDANCE : 309 BROMLEY – 2   [Williams 45. Wood 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Watkins 47] So, we’re managerless then.  Obviously having mulled over the situation following the somewhat less than impressive showing at home to Weston on the Saturday, Ian Hazel did the decent thing and fell on his […]

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End Of The Line?

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 397 SUTTON UNITED – 0 WESTON-SUPER-MARE – 3    [Hopkins 15. 26. Wilson 57] It was probably the game at Weston back in late August provided an early glimpse of the misery that was to follow as we stumbled from league defeat to league defeat. Comfortably beaten 3-0 thanks to a really […]

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The Woodford 15

WOODFORD UNITED – 0   SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Watkins 76. 85] FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY  |  ATTENDANCE : 147 Hello. And welcome to part two of the delightful tale that is Sutton United versus Woodford United in the FA Cup. Brought to you live from the 18.10 Virgin Trains service from Reading to […]

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