On My Command, Unleash Beer!

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A LEWES – 3  [Dicker. Davis. Green] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The lack of seaside trips in the Ryman Premier helps make the average season rather less interesting. Ok, we have good pissup opportunities in St Albans and Bedford, but there’s nowt like getting trashed by the sea. This makes the pre-season […]

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A Stroll In The Park…

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A TOOTING & MITCHAM UNITED – 2 [Dack. Onochie] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s turned in easily their worst pre-season performance yesterday with this ever so lacklustre run out at the Old Cranleighans hockey club in Thames Ditton. Yes, we’re that fucking sad. What’s it to you? Having had to scramble […]

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Anyone Got Any Players?

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY | Att: N/A CHERTSEY TOWN – 2 [Burton 27. Lewis 62] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Corbett 15. Watson 22. 30] Another day, another pre-season friendly. After the stuttering performance at Molesey on Saturday, we make the trip down to Chertsey’s Alwyns Lane for the latest exciting instalment of what is proving to be a […]

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Only One Way To Deal With A Mole…

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A MOLESEY – 1 [Wright 22] SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Watson p51.72] An’ tha’s to blow ‘is bloody ‘ead orf! If you’re familiar with the work of Brummie comedian, Jasper Carrot, you’ll get the headline. If not, never mind. Sutton’s pre-season programme limped into Molesey yesterday for their first really serious game […]

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Broken Brighton Rock

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 0 BRIGHTON & H A – 1 [Melton 51] The U’s pre-season programme continued last night with the second visit of a Nationwide 1st Division side this week with Brighton this time providing the opposition. Ambling into my favourite quiet little eaterie on the High Street (McDonalds!)  I […]

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Out Foxed

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: 765 SUTTON UNITED – 0 LEICESTER CITY – 4 [Rogers 42. Oakes p63. Stevenson 68. Dickov 85] After the AFC Wimbledon party last week, it was back to the pre-season norm for the U’s tonight against 1st Division Leicester City. A sparse crowd watching our lot pretty much outclassed against a very […]

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Locked Out

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Akuamouah] HAYES – 2  [Couple of blokes] Played @ Merland Rise, Banstead Sutton rounded off their pre-season program with a disappointing defeat against Conference side Hayes in the unfamiliar surroundings of Banstead’s Merland Rise ground today. The U’s side was again what we pretty much expect to […]

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A Blue Day

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Palmer] CHELSEA XI – 2  [Cole. Alexidze] Don’t you just bloody hate that?? Just as you’re halfway through trying to write up an entertaining (for a friendly anyway!) match report and Mr Gates finest piece of Word Processing software goes tits up and loses the fucking lot. […]

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Five’fer Eagles

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY  Att: 1127 Gwynne Berry Testimonial  SUTTON UNITED – 1  [Fowler 7] CRYSTAL PALACE – 5  [Kabba. Evans 2. Martini 2] At last, just the 2 seasons after it was originally announced, Gwynne Berry’s testimonial finally comes around. The match was first announced back in pre-season for 1999-2000, but apparently the’Eagles’ had too much […]

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Gas Gas Gas!

PRE-SEASON FRIENDLY Att: N/A SUTTON UNITED – 2  [Fowler 55.59] BRISTOL ROVERS – 2  [Ellington 77. Gall 82] Ahhh. Another pre-season Saturday. But one with a difference. It’s hot. Fucking hot. In fact I can’t remember the last time I watched a match in such heat. But then again, due to the alcohol consumed during […]

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