Underground, Overground, We’re Crap Everywhere…

SURREY SENIOR CUP SEMI-FINAL | Att: 2069 SUTTON UNITED – 0    AFC WIMBLEDON – 1    [Howard 48.] My god. Can it possibly get any more depressing watching games at GGL this season?  Just when we thought that Weston was just about the zenith of shitness as far as the 2004/2005 season went, the team […]

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Saints & A Sinner

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 515 ST ALBANS CITY – 1     [Fieldwick 79.] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gray p29. Corbett 45.] Another saturday, another six pointer for the U’s! And sadly, for such a good away days drinking, the crew is almost pathetically threadbare. Only Windy and myself are on the early train into […]

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Enter The Dragon

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 665 SUTTON UNITED – 0 NEWPORT COUNTY – 0 Christ, is it really 8 months since we made that trip into Wales and nicked that first win of the season?? My, doesn’t time fly when you’re having….er……never mind. Much has changed since that meeting at the arse end of August, the visitors […]

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Big Bad Dom!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 633 EASTBOURNE BOROUGH – 2   [Simmonds 45. Odubade 82.] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gray p47. O’Shea 90.] After the heart stopping, artery clogging, fingernail devouring stressful 90 minutes of last saturday’s visit of Maidenhead, a nice quiet, relaxing trip to the seaside would no doubt be the perfect rest cure. […]

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Harlem Globetrotter

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 474 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gonsalves 75. Honey 89] MAIDENHEAD UNITED – 2    [O’Connor 43.67] The week following last Saturdays abject defeat to Weston has been a bloody long one. Although quite why we’d be waiting apprehensively for the next game after that shower of shite is beyond me. Our […]

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Points Go West(on) Again!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 447 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Gray p57] WESTON SUPER MARE – 2    [Rawlins 28.45] Last saturday of course produced that vital and slightly unexpected win at high flying Lewes. Their first home defeat in some 5 months no less! So how did we follow that up? By losing at home […]

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Stale Egg Sarnies

SURREY SENIOR CUP 4th ROUND Att: 78 EGHAM TOWN – 1    [Torson 71.] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gonsalves 9. Watkins 60.] With the postponements of last week, we’ve been left gagging for a bit of footy. Thankfully the super result at Lewes on the saturday has gone some way to filling the gap. […]

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Tennis Balls and Tomatoes

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 602 LEWES – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Quinton 80.] When the fixtures were released, as it traditional we all naturally looked for every opportunity possible to visit the seasidey type venues for a weekend of beer & footy. So much so, that even the almost-but=not-quite seasidey trips like Havant & […]

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Wakey Wakey!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 502 SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Gray 69. Corbett 76] HAYES – 4    [Dyer 37.51.67. Dean 89] With our recent run of injuries depleting an already thin squad, everyone at the club was pretty relieved to get 10 days off after the Surrey Cup win over Woking to rest and recuperate. […]

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