FA CUP 3rd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 1961 ALDERSHOT TOWN – 3 [Browne 41.49 Payne 44] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Ah, the FA Cup! That marvellous old competition which conjours up images and age old stories of pride, passion and will to win all in the name of glory. Except the where the current crop of […]
Jumbo Smarties
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 954 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Palmer 65. Haworth 76] ALDERSHOT TOWN – 0 It’s Tuesday night and in a dark alley somewhere in Sutton, two shadowy figures meet. A tall guy in a green top, wearing padded gloves is engaged in a whispered conversation with a shorter gentleman wearing an Amber […]
Back To Normal
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 582 GRAVESEND & NORTHFLEET – 3 [Booth 4.50. Stadhart 21] SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe 15] Ahhh it’s good to be back! Whilst the mighty U’s were thrashing the life out of Jewson Wessex League titans Eastleigh in the cup on Saturday, I was getting very pissed, very cheaply at a […]
Seven & A Half Bags Of Sand
FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 402 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Akuamouah 17.28.61 Keevill 35 Haworth 90] EASTLEIGH – 1 [Puckett 51] Match Reporter: Bob Bob’s responsible for this one as muggins here had to attend a family wedding. Ho hum. A quote from Tuesday night as I was nominated/told I was on Match report […]
Don’t Get Carried Away Now!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 458 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Haworth 16. Akuamouah 78] CROYDON – 0 Now, this is good. But it’s also very irritating. After 6 weeks of the season, we’d managed to amass a grand total of 5 points. With tonight’s game, they’ve now got 6 points in 4 days. Bastards. When we […]
Step Back In Amazement!
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 352 HITCHIN TOWN – 0 SUTTON UNITED – 2 [Arkwright 28. Akuamouah 76] Sigh. When are we going to get a win?? How much longer do we have to wait for three sodding points?? It’s depressing, I can tell you……. Hang on a mo. We DID win!!! We actually bloody played […]
Please Make It Stop
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 279 BASINGSTOKE TOWN – 3 [Davis 8. Sills 32. Gorman p90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 So where do we go now? Ten games, or a quarter of the season played and we’re still awaiting a win. To make matters even worse, this latest pile of cack means we’re now bottom. And […]
Nine Down…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 502 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Murray 20] ENFIELD – 1 [Georgiou 55] Aw c’mon now lads, this shit just isn’t funny anymore. I know you’ve got to have a sense of humour to follow a Non-League club, but this is fucking ridiculous. Now 9 games into the season, we’re STILL looking […]
It’s Essex Time…
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 206 GRAYS ATHLETIC – 3 [Abraham 24. Fiddes 29. Cooper 43] SUTTON UNITED – 3 [Haworth 37. Palmer 66. Murray 74] Let me tell you, a trip to Grays is not one of the favoured awaydays of the Sutton faithful. No offence and all that, but as I’ve said before, it’s […]
Three into Twenty One
RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 553 SUTTON UNITED – 1 [Boothe p57] ST ALBANS CITY – 1 [Nabil 7] And so it continues. Sutton’s incredibly crap start to the season is now firmly on track. Seven games played, no wins. Only 3 points won out of an available 21. Bag of shite. The terrible record could […]