Are you not entertained?

So after a long wait..we’re back, and we’re better!…That felt good! Like the first time I managed to ride a bike without the aid of stabilisers…Sorry Taz, I couldn’t help but mention a little thing to do with cycling…..come on!…ok ok no more I promise! As you’ve recently been reading Taz’s recent blogs from the […]

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Blonde Cardboard Cut-Out

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 455 SUTTON UNITED – 0 EASTLEIGH – 0 Strange how things come full circle eh? Back in September we went down to Eastleigh with 2 points to our name and expecting nothing other than a fucking good hiding. Somehow though, we managed to survive a utterly crap 1st half to lead at […]

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That’s A Pleasant Surprise!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 640 EASTLEIGH – 1    [Oliver 85] SUTTON UNITED – 2    [Montague 36. 68] Today is a first for me. My first ever trip to Eastleigh.  For whatever reason, I’ve not been able to make the last two trips to this little place by Southampton Airport, fortunately it seems, as those […]

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Same Old Same Old

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 375 SUTTON UNITED – 2  [McBean 20. Gray 24] EASTLEIGH – 2  [Forbes 11. Watts 53] With saturdays trip to high flying Stortford out of the way, the U’s have the opportunity to get thier stuttering campaign back on track and go some way to hauling themselves away from the drop zone […]

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Down Down, Deeper & Down

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 482 SUTTON UNITED – 0 EASTLEIGH – 3    [S.Forbes 7. A.Forbes 26. Town 72] After the less than stunning performance from the U’s at Histon to herald the arrival of our new management team, we were hoping that 7 more days and 2 more training sessions would help towards getting […]

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A Woman’s Perspective

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 513 EASTLEIGH – 2   [Forbes 89. 90] SUTTON UNITED – 0 Match Reporter: Mrs Chalmers Unfortunately, a slight cashflow problem and faulty central heating (in a secret Volcano lair, I know, embarrassing right?) at Gandermonium HQ meant I had to give our first ever visit to Eastleigh a miss. This […]

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Seven & A Half Bags Of Sand

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 402 SUTTON UNITED – 5 [Akuamouah 17.28.61 Keevill 35 Haworth 90] EASTLEIGH – 1 [Puckett 51] Match Reporter: Bob Bob’s responsible for this one as muggins here had to attend a family wedding. Ho hum. A quote from Tuesday night as I was nominated/told I was on Match report […]

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