Whale Song

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 516 BISHOP’S STORTFORD – 3  [Porter.12 Edwards.58 Morgan.83] Sutton United – 2   [McBean.43 Alimi.78] After a somewhat frustrating and really quite dull 2 week break from Conference South action, the U’s were back on the road with a trip to surprise league leaders Bishop’s Stortford. During our enforced rest break, a […]

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CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 487 SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Gray p89] BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Morison 50] Bishops Stortford. One of those clubs we’ve been knocking heads with for years now, yet in recent years, meetings between the 2 sides have hardly set the world alight. The most common outcome has been a […]

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Unhappy Hunting Ground

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att : 364 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 2   [Hodges 28. Jackman 55] SUTTON UNITED – 1   [Castledine 49] When you’re having a good start to the season, the last thing you need to throw a spanner in the works is a visit to a ground where you’ve never won. Oh look, Bishops […]

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New Pants Please!

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 340 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 3     [Parmenter 21. Martin 67. Hakim 77.] SUTTON UNITED – 2      [Vansittart 76. Hunter 88.] Having swerved Saturdays 3-0 dumping at Hornchurch, it’s back into the old routine for Taz and a midweek trip to Stortford as the U’s continue to search for those […]

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Dull & Wet

CONFERENCE SOUTH Att: 457 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 0 With the U’s participation in the FA Cup once again over far earlier that us and no doubt our bank manager would have liked, we’re back to league action with the visit of our old friends from Stortford. With the visitors averaging almost […]

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All Left Very Late

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 457 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Bunn 86] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Boosey 85] So far this season in 3 meetings with Stortford, it’s taken a penalty shoot out to seperate the sides with the other games ending level. And with both sides sitting 10th & 11th and in decent […]

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Paying The Penalty

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND REPLAY Att: 347 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1    [Langer 80] SUTTON UNITED – 1    [Collins 76] AFTER EXTRA TIME. BISHOPS STORTFORD WIN 5-3 ON PENS So, the U’s FA Cup crawl (well, it’s hardly a sodding ‘run’ is it?) struggled into Bishops Stortford yesterday evening, with us hoping to […]

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Another Year, Another Chance

FA CUP 2nd QUALIFYING ROUND Att: 429 SUTTON UNITED – 0 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 0 Following on from the erratic report from Tuesdays trip to Maidenhead, I’m afraid this one may be also a bit on the flaky side. Unfortunately, your intrepid match reporter somehow managed to forget his little notebook & pen this afternoon. […]

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Roy Essen-D’OH!

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 503 SUTTON UNITED – 2     [Bolt 10p.83p] BISHOPS STORTFORD – 2    [Barnett 87. Essandoh 90] Match Reporter: Nick The Greek With the usual group looking depleted, no Taz (something about culture and Salt mine, more like young lady and knickers), and no Chalmers (last seen heading off to […]

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Stop Start

RYMAN PREMIER DIVISION Att: 365 BISHOPS STORTFORD – 1   [Renner 67] SUTTON UNITED – 0 The U’s returned to action after a 2 week break, forced upon us when our 2 scheduled opponents selfishly decided to play cup matches rather than face us. The big wusses. “Still…..” we thought “…..give the lads a nice […]

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