Gandermonium Tat

Welcome to our little store. Here we're hoping to flog various little bits of tat to raise some cash so we can buy things like more stickers to help spread the word of Sutton United and Gandermonium. Plus this is 100% guaranteed to make you cooler and more attractive to the opposite sex!*
*definitely will not make you more attractive to the opposite sex 

Our first range of tat is some 25mm\1in 'button' badges of varying designs. All of which are hand made by skilled artisans in the People's Republic of West Sutton. They're made from all metal parts, with no nasty breakable plastic involved. We make only the finest quality tat!

There are 9 designs in all and we're charging £1 each, six for £5 or all nine for £7.50. Postage is 50p for a single badge, 99p for the multiples. Unless you order like, a hundred, then we might have to charge a touch more.

If you don't like the cold, impersonal feeling of online purchasing, then they can also be obtained on match days from Taz (he's usually in the bar or on the Shoebox!) for the same prices as you see here.

Payment online is by PayPal, so it's all perfectly secure and these days, you don't even need to sign up for an account! Just pick the option you want and click 'Buy Now'. It's as simple as we are! If buying singles or the 6 for 5, don't forget to tell us which badge(s) you want!!

The designs are: 1. Target - 2. Motorhead - 3. Amber Flag
4. Shoebox Crew - 5. Fist  - 6. Lager
7. Against Sober Football - 8. Bollocks - 9. PRoWS Map

Single Badges

What Badge(s) Would You Like?

Six Badges for a Fiver

What Badges Would You Like?

All Badges

People's Republic of West Sutton - National Team Shirt

Yeah, maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves here, but we swear the letter to Mr Infantino is in the post and it's only a matter of time before we're fully fledged FIFA members*. So what's the harm in looking good until we get everything rubber stamped eh?


Made by EV2 Sportswear, these are created using the latest in sublimation printing (same as used to make the U's first team kits). Proudly displaying the PRoWS FA logo and some shit website as the sponsors logo. You can have whatever number you want on the back, so let us know what one you want. Sizes are XS to 5XL. EV2's handy size guide is HERE. (If you need smaller than Small or larger than XXL, let us know by choosing 'Other' size below and put required size in the text field with your number!)

Price is £30 all in. Delivered to your door (UK and EU only. Sorry!).

Number on back of shirt?

*It's not really. We made this up.

More Gandermonium Tat coming soon hopefully!

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